OBVIOUSLY something is wrong with Tommy! You definitely do not need the cunning to figure that out. I don’t mean to be harsh but there is so much in this world that is lush and thrilling and spooky and exciting! Why are we wasting so much time with this undead mortal stuff? My favorite (by which I mean, least favorite) part of this is when Sabrina asks Ros if her vision of Tommy Kinkle being torn apart by dogs revealed “if something is wrong” with Tommy. There’s a lot of Tommy just, like, staring in a mirror, being catatonic, etc. Unfortunately it takes this entire episode to catch up to what we all knew from the jump, which is: Tommy has to die because the universe is not going to be tricked by some teenager’s homicidal-backsies maneuver. Think about it: Nick is selfless enough that he will do what Sabrina asks him to do, even if it furthers her relationship with another guy, but Sabrina’s actions on Harvey’s behalf are really all about her, her desire to control and fix everything, all while keeping Harvey totally in the dark.
Nick’s devotion to Sabrina is actually better than Sabrina’s loyalty to Harvey. And Sabrina doesn’t even know that Agatha has been vomiting up dirt - that is, until Nick astral projects into her room to bring her up to speed. Does she realize how insane she sounds? Ambrose does! It’s interesting to see that Sabrina, who we are supposed to believe is some brilliant super-witch in the making, is so myopic that she thinks “all that matters” is Harvey getting his brother back. Sabrina keeps insisting Tommy will be normal in a couple of days. No matter, all this bliss is short-lived. In a moment of intimacy that honestly stunned me, Blackwood asks Zelda to be his twins’ “unholy godmother.” (He also asks her to fill in as Satanic choir’s interim director.) Things are ESCALATING. But Constance Blackwood isn’t “as liberal” as the philandering Faustis would like, so, damp cave flesh-penance will have to do.
“I feel positively reborn in fire,” she says, though she does wish she and Blackwood would meet someplace “less damp.”Įxtremely fun fact: In the olden days, witches were all polyamorous and monogamy was just for mortals. Aunt Zelda also has a certain flush about her, the glow of a woman who has been on a much-needed sex bender. I, too, gave serious consideration to my first day of school outfits, and I wasn’t even celebrating the fact that I was slowly but surely getting my 75 years of house arrest lifted.
The mortals interpret this state as “shock,” which manifests as Tommy not speaking, eating, or engaging with the world around him, except to have very sharp football-catching reflexes.Ī brief moment for the joy of the other Spellmans before everything goes to shit here: Ambrose, working “a little Carnaby Street cool,” is delighted for his first day of school. Like, literally, he is just the shell of himself because Sabrina only managed to get his body back from the great beyond. Tommy is back but, what do you know, he’s not himself. Oh Satan, would that I had the confidence - nay, delusional arrogance - of a heartsick teenage half-witch! Sabrina is a 16-year-old half-witch who has attended approximately 20 minutes of magic school but she thinks she has what it takes to dabble in the darkest of all the magics, and pull one over on the universe, and emerge from the whole process unscathed. Sabrina thought she had it all figured out: Bring Tommy back to life to ease Harvey’s suffering by murdering Agatha bring Agatha back using the Cain soil before anyone’s the wiser.
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